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Donald Trump Talks Politics To The Troops

A man who likes to say that no one loves the military more than him, but has yet to visit any of them in a war zone. Nevertheless, Donald...

Donal Trump Thanked Himself On Thanksgiving

Donald Trump's narcissism knows no bounds. We know this thanks to his answer when asked what he was thankful for in which he said that he...

I Wonder Why They Fucking Hate You Trump

It should go without saying that the majority of Americans in the media industry prefer not being murdered, but for Donald Tump, he is...

Trump Believes In Human Sacrifice

In a tweet, Trump wrote: Oh, the benefits of not giving a shit that an American resident was murdered. For Trump, Khashoggi was a human...

Trump Hates Comedy

Only a douchebag hates comedy, and one of those douchebag's are Donald Trump: She didn't bomb. She talked shit about you, and that's it....

Fuck The NRA

I hate the NRA because they will have tweets like this: Why wouldn't doctors want gun control? As a doctor, would you want to dig a...

Just Replace Hillary Clinton With Ivanka Trump

It's being reported that Ivanka has been using her personal email account to talk about government business. The Huffington Post...

Fuck Melania's BeBest

A Trump supporter tweeted this: So I replied: I know my tweeted reeked of self-righteousness, but I mean, fuck this asshole. And fuck...

Short & Simple

Trump has recently said that he would end press briefings if reporters did not act with "decorum." Trump's remark came after a judge...

Fuck Living In Ohio

Fuck living in Ohio. That's what I say if you want to be someone who wants control over your own body, and in Ohio, they are trying to...

Sorry Ann, But We Know You Don't Give A Shit

Ann Coulter went on Fox News to say this: Leave it took someone with a track record of saying fucked up shit, including violating human...

Luke Skywalker Trolls Trump

In an interview with the Daily Caller last week, Trump said a lot of lies filled with his typical incoherent tangents. In the interview...

Trump: Pence And I Are Like Two Peas In A Pod

"The New York Times did a phony story, as usual, about my relationship with Mike Pence. They made up sources and refused to ask me, the...

Ben Shapiro Does His Best Ben Shapiro Impression

"Ben Shapiro is an unrelenting douchebag," is what I wrote back in October. "Ben Shapiro is a glorified troll. He 'slams' liberals with...

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