Anyone who has gotten completely hammered has done something stupid. DUI's and worse on a darker level, but throwing up, pissing, or shitting your pants is the kind of stuff people have done while drunk.
I've woken one morning after binge drinking, and found that I had pissed myself. I have had friends spend the night in the bath tub. A friend who is one of the nicest people you'd ever meet stole a longboard, while another stole a broom.
We've had sex with someone we wouldn't have sober. You'll say things you'd never say sober. No way I'd ever dance when I'm sober, but drunk? Fuck it.
One of my friends stole a friends princess crown, and was wearing it. When I think of it now it's not that funny, but when we were drinking it was.
Most of the dumb shit we've done drunk has never compared to that of a man from Niceville, Florida.
Firefighters arrived to a house on fire, the owner answered the door naked, and told them "I'm sorry." Police officers who were called into assist said that the man was unaware of the danger that he was in.
The firefighters discovered what had caused the fire: the man had tried to bake cookies on a George Forman Grill, and threw bath towels on top of the grill.
Why would he do such a dumb fucking thing? He was drunk as hell.
We know this, because he told the officers that he drank 2 liters of vodka....
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